ucferrarisgirl  presents her fanfiction for:
UC: Undercover
Ardeth Bey/Jonathan Carnahan/Mummy
Presidio Med
Any Shane Salerno show
Blackthorne/Fehr shows
and others as I have time
disclaimers

UC fanfiction Ardeth Bey Presidio Med Other Fiction
Danita Weissman Fiction: "A Wartime Surprise" (featuring Jonathan Carnahan) posted 12/11
First Solo Assignment" (posted November); "Full Circle" (10/30 & featuring Frank & Cody); "London Blitz" 03/22/02
Lady Donovan: aka Endless Call

Jonathan Carnahan's War Journals
Letters & November 40 & December 40  & January 41

Update News--Jan/Feb 2003:   2/11: UC!   2/1: PM; **1/29: PM Fix**
1/25: Harriet/Rae;   1/24: Matt & Nick!; 1/22: Wandering PM;  
1/20 PM--'Aftermath' & Matt;   "Snowstorm" PM (1/9);  

:o( No Paul, No Oded, No PM :o(

2/25...Your browser needs to be at least this tall to enter Paul's photo gallery: 4.XX in NS/MSIE. Younger versions of MSIE throw a tantrum and refuse to show the galleries (the best part!). Younger versions of NS show the galleries depending upon the browser's mood. So without further ado, first crack at Paul's Photo Gallery

2/21...

2/11...UC shorty fic Cody's First Arrest (or, UC Untitled 2)...Cody makes his first arrest after he discovers a relative has been scammed

Preview Paul's Beta site, which appears to be merely a nice recreation of his IMDB page--mostly. I do have more but am still working & need to break out the pages.

Meanwhile, view (on real player video) Paul being interviewed for his film Lagaan Paul on Lagaan (1st) 7:37 & Paul on Lagaan (2nd) 4:21

2/01/03...Doctor Howland is back! Hoping my intuition is right about the unaired ep Best of Enemies, here's a shorty short fic titled Dr Howland's Friday Afternoon: With animosity simmering between Doctors Nick and Howland, it's not easy for Doctor Howland to accept help from Doctor Nick... 

1/29/03: Deep into the Thick of Things. Get your PM fix...full-length story; post cancellation fic. Playing off the unaired "Good Questions": When the publicity from Harriet's legal troubles reach a desperate couple, they decide to ask Matt for help, putting him into a catch-22. Then, just as the couple turn to Harriet and Rae for additional help, the unexpected takes place. Nick guests in a sub-plot. A Matt/Nick/Harriet/Rae storyline. All PM stories are now linked in their section.

1/29...

"Deep" plays off the last episode of PM that we know the synopsis to, "Good Question". On TVTOME, Ep 13: Best of Enemies had our favorite foil, Dr Howland, reappearing. Would I give to get the transcript to that ep! Wait, maybe I can...

1/28/03...I wish the cast well & PLEASE PLEASE keep us posted as to upcoming projects! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for everything!

1/25...Why has the UK been hiding Paul? MORE!...damn great show Friday! Plotgirl got her PM Fella Fix last night so she's proffering up a Rae & Harriet dialogue. Extrapolations: what would have been said had Harriet also chatted with Rae? Harriet bluntly confronts Rae and gives a possible reason for Rae ending her marriage in Harriet & Rae.

1/24...Plotgirl wanted a PM Fella Fix. Matt & Nick shoot hoops at UMC Fitness Center in Sunday Morning in Frisco before heading off to the Frisco Car Show (& the Lamborghini). Set right after "With Grace".

1/22...My other half, Plotgirl, has raised her head again instead of letting me inside the characters, so here's another PM dialogue exercise for y'all...set just after "With Grace" (changed timeline after 1/22's ep), this shorty kinda wanders around as Nick argues with Rae, reminding her of a misdiagnosis she made concerning Joel Zoller that Matt picked up (from All Hands), while Matt is attending the Frisco Car Show. Harriet meets up with Jules in the park. Where the resta the gang are, I'm gonna have to add onto this exercise...hope Matt enjoys his Lamborghini!...well, it's Saturday in Frisco

"Aftermath" mixed in a GSW victim from an MDs storyline I was hoping to pitch...I seem to have combined elements from ER, Quincy and Diagnosis Murder...Nick would be called in the event of an emergency. Wish he'd been there for Maurice Gibb :o(. Miss you Mo!

1/20/03...two new PM stories this MLK day: Snowstorm's Aftermath and a lighthearted Matt Slingerland shorty fic aptly titled Matt Slingerland.

Bravo! With the 37 days covered in SUMTC, I'll leave Nick and Rae's gentle confrontation in "Snowstorm" intact. The latest playlet, "Aftermath", is a continuation of "Snowstorm" and set during the six weeks portrayed in SUMTC (links are below the line & in the PM section).

One? Only one? Does this mean more? Please? lol...thank you, thank you!

Paging Doctor Matt! Where oh where was Doctor Matt in SUMTC? I needed a Matt Slingerland fix & that interview wasn't long enough!...The Nick/Rae and Matt and Jules' storyline in the PM fics I've posted are continuations and extrapolations of storylines already covered by PM episodes. I hope Paul wasn't written out of the show...I'm still saving expanded, original Matt & Nick storylines...background notes: the diabetes insipidus (DI) storyline for Matt and Jules came around as a result of my doing prior art research for a patent I want (one can do the prior art research themselves) & I went off on a tangent...


...my pen name may be BJ Cashman but I'm not sure about that yet...

UC: Undercover 
3 Minute UC shorty fic
The SOU's future hangs in the balance when the FBI makes an announcement to the press. While Frank, with an ace up his sleeve, waits to give the announcement to his team about their jobs, he recalls the case that convinced the Director about the SOU's future.

Ch Ch Ch Changes 
It's September, 2007 & Frank makes three surprise announcements. Laura Zanidean, who joined SOU after Alex left, gets under Frank's skin for the 1st time in her 3 years with the unit. Frank also reveals the reason why he found the SOU unit so appealing, despite the fact he'd never done UC work prior to joining & he reflects on his mother, Danita Weissman. Added APRIL 16 

The Shooting of Frank Donovan: A UC Novella  
Frank is shot in similar circumstances as Keller. Each of the team psychologically reacts in a different way to the shooting of Frank Donovan and Frank meets a very special new friend in the hospital. (added 3/22 & 3/28)  

The Sins of Sonny Walker--Epilogue  
Epilogue to Da Man Shane's official eppy, "The Sins of Sonny Walker." In my epilogue, Jake sits down with a cup of coffee, reflects upon his childhood, and comes to a surprising realization, albeit with Frank's help. Added 03/26/02  

Frank hot & spicy Haiku: A poetic tribute to Frank Donovan...a romantic offering for the ladies. 

Kidnapped! an interactive story with Karri  
Chapters 1 through 7 are posted. Here, martial arts expert Frank is overwhelmed by a determined team of criminals and kidnapped. Jake, from the look of Cody's shirt, thinks Cody is shot in the chest, while Alex knows Monica is shot in the chest. Frank uses a rather unique escape plan.  
TO BE CONTINUED...  

Chapters 6 & 7 of Kidnapped are posted April 16 
Chapter Five (to become Chapter Three) is up 3/26: Memories of Childhood, Part I--Monica   Kidnapped! Chapters Two, Three and Four are posted (March 25)

UC: Fragments   
story treatments, including: Lady Donovan Phones Frank (Parts I & II). They are missing each other & Lady D phones him on her cellphone.  

UC: Undercover Interludes  
Basically, these stories are where I was writing plot, but neat to read anyways. These are the first UC stories I wrote in December 2001 & January 2002 & are the very first fanfic (for any show) that I wrote.  

Still In Training  Ever wonder how Frank got to be an FBI negotiator so young?  

Youthful Passions: A Twist of Fate One of Frank's first cases as a precocious rookie FBI agent and offers a glimpse into his past. His talents are nascent and he has quite the role model to pattern himself on.  

The Assault on Monica  Monica's in deep, deep trouble. Cody & Alex are out of the city, Jake's hiding out somewhere in the city, and Frank? Frank's trying to go on vacation but he, too, is out of the city. Who will help Monica?   note: There is a law on the books stating that if you kick someone while you are wearing shoes, that counts as assault with a deadly weapon  

sex, lies & videotapes The team sets out to round up a serial rapist.  

In The Line Of Fire  An old, old quasi-nemesis of Frank's finds himself in a very bad fix after Frank has more than a few rather gruesome accidents.  

The Chase  The Team is on a desperate chase to stop the Federal Reserve's computer passwords from being downlinked. The team is surprised to discover the thieves' hideout is right next to the FBI Academy.  

Tropical Take Down  Frank's been put in too many spots in recent weeks and he is not in a very good mood. How about a nice Hawaiian punch with a twist from a dressed in white Frank?  

Children Must Be Protected  12/23/01 Cambodia, a cohort of Sonny Walker's, and Frank do not mix at all. Especially where a child is concerned... 

About DANITA WEISSMAN fics...Da Man Shane didn't give a name or background to Frank's European mother, so I did.

About Danita's parents, Carmiela & Gavriel Weissman: both are spies as well. Gavriel is on top-secret assignment in France while the multilingual Carmiela translates the Polish documents which verify the existence of the concentration camps. She and Danita also work as a mother-daughter team.

Full Circle: Danita tells young Frank about a man she met during the Blitz and what Carmiela safeguarded for the man's family; with the assistance of Cody, an adult Frank finishes his mother's work. (Added Oct 30).

Danita's Story: London Blitz  
Being a government agent runs in Frank's family. Meet Frank's mother, Danita Weissman.(added March 22)  

About Lady Donovan Phones Frank
I didn't assign a name to her & UC didn't get around to telling us the name or personal background of Frank Donovan's wife. We know he loves her and phones her prior to his going out for a drink with the UC crew...In these phone conversations, the Lady is on a business trip & phones Frank in what is known as the Endless Phone Conversation In Six Parts
Ardeth Bey  

Ardeth's Dream: 
The Ring of Nuit   
A frightening dream portends destruction and Ardeth must find the Ring of Nuit & return the Ring to the Temple of Nuit by the ninth day before the full moon, or else Egypt--and mankind--will suffer a devastating catastrophe. [runs about 45 paper pages] (completed April 2002)  

Ardeth's Quest: The Liberation of London
Liberation is the sequel to "The Ring of Nuit." Ardeth takes the Bracelet of Lostris & travels to London to rescue the O'Connell's from the daily bombing of London during the Blitz.

Using 73,455 words from various languages (mainly English), the sequel to RON is in sections. Twenty-two chapters in all. Jonathan Carnahan is featured in Book Two, Part III:

Book One: Shifting Saharan Sands (Chapters 1 through 7 plus Intermission I. June 2002).

Ardeth's nemesis Set(h) is doing a fine job in keeping Ardeth in the Saharan Desert. "Liberation" fills in some blank days from "RON" & we also meet Ardeth's remote ancestors...The Tuareg Lullaby is from Michael Martin's "The Deserts of Africa".  

Liberation of London: Book Two, Part One (Chapters 8-12 & Intermission II) posted July 11, 2002. Ardeth makes his way to England via an unusual route with the Bracelet of Lostris's help & the O'Connell's witness the beginning of the Blitz.  

Liberation; Book Two, Part Two Chapters 13-17 posted (July 23, 02). Imhotep (Vosloo) plays a part while Ardeth keep getting delayed on his journey to London.

Liberation of London: Book Two, Part Three & Epilogue  (& historical note) posted July 30 (Chapters 18 through 22 & Epilogue). Jonathan plays a pivotal role in reuniting Ardeth with the Keeper of the Bracelet of Lostris; Ardeth discovers the Bracelet's true powers when he learns how to use the Bracelet of Lostris.

Ardeth & The Rescue of Mara  
Ardeth helps a friend rescue his dolphin's daughter from would-be poachers. (this story is currently under UC: Fragments) 



Ardeth's Quest Notes: In my research, I found a helpful list of Tamasheqt (alternate name: Tamashek) words from the Tuareg language, which I have Ardeth speak. A Tamasheqt alphabet  

Some notes on the research for Ardeth's Quest if you want 'em. 

The finale of Liberation is partly based on the events & weather of October 29-31, 1940 during the Air Battle of Britain. The last intensive daytime raids were on the 29th, but the weather was cloudy and drizzly. October 30 was wet & few, if any, bombs were dropped. On Halloween, Mussolini (perhaps at Hitler's request), said he wanted his Regia Aeronautica down in history as having flown over English soil during the Battle of Britain. The Regia entered London from Kent with a collection of archaic garishly colored planes (which probably made the RAF chuckle with glee). 

The Regia flew over London, then...the Regia made a right hand turn and flew away, dropping a bomb here & there over Ramsgate before cruising out over the Channel.  

Was Mussolini commanding a propaganda flight over English soil? Or did the Regia see something (or someone) which made them turn tail? 

Axis Powers made vague references to 'shorter hours of daylight' and 'wet weather' as reasons for ending the daily bombardment of London. The Blitz ended in May 1941.


Presidio Med (Sep 2002-Jan 2003) 

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CLICK on Oded to enter Presidio Med fanfic 

In this prologue fanfic, written before the show premiered, Nicholas is in Kyparissi, Greece, at his parents' villa. The Kokoris surname is thought to have originated in Kyparissi & Nicholas makes note of that fact to his beloved. Nicholas has just made the decision to move to San Francisco to be closer to his married lover. He is on a cell phone with her. During their conversation, Nicholas tells her about an interesting case he worked on in the past, and she tells him about a recent case.  

Thief of Hearts. Thief of Hearts' theme is not really a PM scenario...it's more an ER scenario with the suicide attempt. Since I wrote this fic when PM was first announced in April and we had no idea what the storyline was going to be, the storyline's a bit implausible. But Rae did state she 'wants to work on her marriage' so it's possible Rae eventually decides to leave her husband and go with Nick...or will she leave her husband in a Cruise-style quickie divorce, take the material items Nick bought her and then publicly dump Nick, leaving Nick wondering about his personal Thief of Hearts?


The real PM stories based on the show's eps:

1/29/03: Deep into the Thick of Things. Full-length story; post-cancellation fic: When the publicity from Harriet's legal troubles reach a desperate couple, they decide to ask Matt for help, putting him into a catch-22. Then, just as the couple turn to Harriet and Rae for additional help, the unexpected takes place. Nick features in a sub-plot. Set as a companion fic to the unaired 1/29 Ep 12 Good Question where Harriet gets into legal trouble for recommending sperm-washing. A Matt/Nick/Harriet/Rae storyline.

1/25...Rae & Harriet dialogue. Extrapolations: what would have been said had Harriet also chatted with Rae in the ep Breathless? Harriet bluntly confronts Rae and gives a possible reason for Rae ending her marriage in Things Harriet Said To Rae. Set as an extension to the ep, Breathless.

1/24...Our favorite PM fellas Matt & Nick shoot hoops at UMC Fitness Center in Sunday Morning in Frisco before heading off to the Frisco Car Show (& the Lamborghini). Set right after the ep, "With Grace".

1/22...This shorty kinda wanders around as Nick argues with Rae, reminding her of a misdiagnosis she made concerning Joel Zoller that Matt picked up (from All Hands), while Matt is attending the Frisco Car Show. Harriet meets up with Jules in the park. Where the resta the gang are, I'm gonna have to add onto this exercise...hope Matt enjoys his Lamborghini!...well, it's Saturday in Frisco

Aftermath...The snow has quickly melted in San Francisco. The bogged-down-with-good-reason SFPD has been slow to respond to the private abortionist that Harriet has unearthed--but the case takes a horrific twist involving Doctors Matt and Nick and both male docs meet the new pathologist (Carmen Nogales). Jules finally says thank you to Matt for his help with Braxton's diagnosis, and he alerts her to potential problems down the road with Braxton's health and learning abilities. 1/20

Note on the grittiness of "Aftermath". I decided to split out an MDs storyline for "Aftermath": Dalgety (John Hannah) was supposed to be out & about Frisco when he's caught in gang-warfare crossfire. He attends the victims, then accompanies them to the OR at the Mish, where one, a teenage girl, dies while Dalgety's operating on her. Matt got the crossfire's aftermath; Nick got the surgeon's part.

Matt Slingerland...lighthearted shorty fic: Matt gets a nasty bump on his head from playing basketball. 1/20

1/9/03...PM dialogue fic (playlet) San Francisco Snowstorm...Partly continuing with Matt's Dilemma storyline, Matt tries to corner Jules but it's Nick who finally corners Rae and asks her to make a choice. Despite Jules' avoidance of him, Matt helps her diagnose a rare illness in an infant. Harriet discovers a shocking truth about who was behind a 17 year old's abortion. & everyone's favorite foil is back! Doctor Howland treats Jackie when she's injured in a car accident--and animosity simmers when Doctor Howland catches up with Doctor Nick in the surgical suite.

Presidio Med "Matt's Dilemma" companion trio dialogue ficlets...these read downwards from earliest posted to the last. Matt & Jules then continuing with Matt & Harriet and concluding with an All Hands dialogue.

First up is Matt & Jules. Opinionated Jules gets herself into a snarly situation when she proffers her thoughts to Matt, but she hasn't considered the far-reaching implications of her rashness and its effect on Matt & eventually, on herself. And neither Matt nor Jules can figure out how to proceed with each other once the implications of Jules' thoughts do sink in. 12/21/02

Matt's dilemma continues in: Matt & Harriet dialogue fic--Matt's still reeling from his conversation with Jules & when Matt spies Harriet walking across the way from the hospital, he pigeonholes her...and discovers the reason why his feelings are changing. 12/30/02

1/3/03...Concluding Matt's Dilemma is an all hands dialogue fic. Gossip spreads like wildfire with Matt & Jules in the eye of the maelstrom; Nick alerts Matt to the situation.

more on Greek surnames and their village of origin 

Scorpion King & Other Fiction 

The Scorpion King Meets the WWE: a humorous look. Once I get some ideas for Scorpion King stories...

Archived news

December 26...Jonathan Carnahan's latest diary entry finds him alternately in Dublin & London playing detective to help catch a thief; he and Ian discover a small cache of ancient silver coins in Ireland.

December 21...Ah, chilly weather, Speyside and writing time...dug up Jonathan Carnahan's December diary lurking around. Jonathan reveals that he was an ambulance driver in Vichy during WWI. December 17--UC fic is back! An untitled 3 Minute Shorty fic: The SOU's future hangs in the balance when the FBI makes an announcement to the press. While Frank, with an ace up his sleeve, waits to give the announcement to his team about their jobs, he recalls the case that convinced the Director about the SOU's future.

December 11  Jonathan Carnahan wishes to become a spy in Wartime London alongside Danita Weissman. Danita is learning more on how to behave like a spy. And breaking all the rules of spydom, Jonathan helps to give Danita and Carmiela A Wartime Surprise. Strangely, Rick doesn't really want to show up in these fics...I think he's off with Evie...in "First Solo Assignment", Danita couriers a frightened teenager home to Mummy.

Presidio Med shorty short fic Thief of Hearts

Old old news...Thanksgiving: Thank You! Wow! Great ep with Pick Your Battles...am I getting prescient or what about the PM storylines! Lol, I only posted two here...

Dr Howland was quite nasty to Dr Nick in PYB. Well, she's Dr Piranha, and revenge is a dish best served cold, preferably with bitters...

Danita is very much like Frank: insistent! As I was in the middle of writing a ghost story, Danita wanted this teensy diary excerpt written. It's her First Solo Assignment for the MI5 and Jonathan C pops up as well...um, ratings...PM came in at 90 with a 5.76, which I totally disagree with as I thought PYB was one of the best eps yet...

Disclaimers 

all plots & stories come from the imagination of ucferrarisgirl (except where noted).  

The Ring of Nuit, the Temple of Nuit, The Crossroads of Time & The Bracelet of Lostris are my own creations and therefore, copyright to me 

UC: Undercover characters are copyright to Shane Salerno & 20th Century Fox.  

Ardeth Bey, High Priest of Osiris Imhotep, Rick, Evie & Alex are copyright to Stephen Sommers.  

Presidio Med characters are owned by John Wells/Warner Brothers/CBS  

All other characters are copyright to ucferrarisgirl (aka brandi) Shane didn't tell us what Frank's mother's name is, so I made up her name & background with the M5: Danita Weissman. Laura Zanidean is mine.  

Historical Figures:  
Lostris & Taita are historical figures who star in Wilbur Smith's River God.   Lostris was Queen of Egypt at the very end of the 17th Dynasty and the beginning of the Second Intermediate Period. Taita was her friend, business partner and slave in name. The Taita Scrolls, from which River God is fictionalized, reside in the Cairo Museum.  

Imhotep: High Priest of Ptah, Physician, Sage, Royal Architect & Poet. Imhotep was under King Djoser, second King of the 3rd Dynasty (about 4,700 years ago). Imhotep is the builder of the Step Pyramid at Saqqara.   This site is a free hosted site and no money is realized from the operation of this site.